
Early Life of The Razzle Machine
Abandoned at birth, obviously, then picked up by a travelling circus. Later in life he would try to introduce his friends to the circus but the tent would always be gone when they got there. The circus entered him into primary school where he was bullied for his triangular head. Students would pitch tents from his nose when they pushed him onto his back. When he finally moved to secondary school he used this flaw to his advantage for Razzle hit puberty early, aged 7 and a half, and with puberty he gained powers. Razzle was able to blow bullies away with a single sneeze. Unfortunately, Ryan graduated from secondary school and was given freedom of clothing. He used this freedom to continually wear 'triple denim', this made him look like he loved the nineties far too much.
Fun Facts of The Razzle Machine
Razzle's favourite animal is himself because he is a party animal.
Razzle has endless hours to complete the arts of life but insists on being late.
Razzle's biggest phobia is cardboard
Fun anecdote: Razzle once bit the frontal lobe off a horse
Height: So many
Hobbies: The poor, world peace and cross stitch
Talent: Can do cartwheel, but won't.
Knows more alphabet than most other people.
Is able to watch most paints dry
Favourite expression: Great Dickons that was agreeable.
Was once 6 hours late
Greatest injury: Was told he didn't have "swag", couldn't move for a week. Was also stabbed in the eye with a fork.